Locomotive Glossary

Bomber: Matt Folds
Bomber Dance: A circular rotation of the hips
Box of Tricks: Sam Davis
Boy Wonder: Kyle Eaton
Candymania: A hefty meal that Nash threw up
Cash $$$: Loco Manager Paul Cashmore
Ceefax: Jon Sharkey
Chicken: Former Loco player/ref Chris Parker
Country: Lefty
Dave: Sam Davis
Don: Dave Hutchins(on)
Don’t shoot Bomber: Matt Folds is about to strike it wide of target
El Presidente: Paul Frank
Flying Pig: Terry Ingram
Gaffa: See Cash $$$
Gunwharf: A place where Pikey Jock hates shopping
Hey Arnold: Lee Arnold
“I’m going to quit” (Gaffa): See you Sunday
Janet: Stanley
Jesus: He saved our souls, but was shite for Loco.
Lefty: Mark Weston
Legend: Derek Burridge, we will never forget you.
Legend Number 2: Andy Savage - we love you.
Lyndsay: Steve Davenport, former Loco-player
Nashy: Surname of former Loco midfielder Richard
Pasta: Chicken’s other half
Pikey Jock: Darren Mountifield
Quiet few beers: On the piss
Salvatori: Sean Barker
Scummer: Southampton Fan
Shower Boycott: “The facilities are crap here boys”
Skinny: Lee Arnold
Splitter: Stu Bramley
Squeaky Clean: Former Loco star Ed Bradshaw
Stanley: Will Craig
Take: Salvatori wants the ball
Three laps boys: Two laps
Tug: Pete Slayford
Vag Back: The hair shape on Stu Bramley’s back
Welsh Tit: Former goalkeeper Martyn Langford
“What’s the f***ing point?”: Rob Frank isn’t happy
Winners: The term Stu shouts when the keeper takes a goal-kick