Becoming a Loco Boy isn't just something
you do every Sunday, it's a religion - which
has a different language. Therefore we have
provided a dictionary of terms below, which
you might find helpful, if you are new to
the team, or indeed are an outsider.
| Bomber |
Matt Folds |
| Bomber Dance |
A circular rotation of the hips |
| Box of Tricks |
Sam Davis |
| Boy Wonder |
Kyle Eaton |
| Candymania |
A hefty meal that Nash threw up |
| Cash $$$ |
Loco Manager Paul Cashmore |
| Ceefax |
Jon Sharkey |
| Chicken |
Former Loco player/ref Chris Parker |
| Country |
Lefty |
| Dave |
Sam Davis |
| Don |
Dave Hutchins(on) |
| Don't shoot
Bomber |
Matt Folds is about to strike it wide
of target |
| El Presidente |
Paul Frank |
| Flying Pig |
Terry Ingram |
| Gaffa |
See Cash $$$ |
| Gunwharf |
A place where Pikey Jock hates shopping |
| Hey Arnold |
Lee Arnold |
| "I'm
going to quit" (Gaffa) |
See you Sunday |
| Janet |
Stanley |
| Jesus |
He saved our souls, but was shite for Loco. |
| Lefty |
Mark Weston |
| Legend |
Derek Burridge, we will never forget
you. |
| Legend Number 2 |
Andy Savage - we love you. |
| Lyndsay |
Steve Davenport, former Loco-player |
| Nashy |
Surname of former Loco midfielder
Richard |
| Pasta |
Chicken's other half |
| Pikey
Jock |
Darren Mountifield |
| Quiet few
beers |
On the piss |
| Salvatori |
Sean Barker |
| Scummer |
Southampton Fan |
| Shower Boycott |
"The facilities are crap here boys" |
| Skinny |
Lee Arnold |
| Splitter |
Stu Bramley |
| Squeaky Clean |
Former Loco star Ed Bradshaw |
| Stanley |
Will Craig |
| Take |
Salvatori wants the ball |
| Three laps
boys |
Two laps |
| Tug |
Pete Slayford |
| Vag Back |
The hair shape on Stu Bramley's back |
| Welsh Tit |
Former goalkeeper Martyn Langford |
| "What's the
f***ing point?" |
Rob isn't happy |
| Winners |
The term Stu shouts when the keeper
takes a goal-kick |
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