Craig Marchant

aka- Tank

Position - Centre back/right back

We had set-up a press conference to announce Tanks monumental signing from our arch-rivals but it appeared no one cared, but Loco were over the moon to make Craig Marchant one of our galactico summer signings. Previously with the White Heather, Craig aka Tank (for his military links incase you hadn’t twigged) has already established himself as a Loco regular, looking equally at home at right back or centre back.

With his galloping runs forward he has turned out to be as much a threat in the oppositions box by netting goals (I know! –you wouldn’t think it to look at him!) both with his twinkle toe footwork and using his melon.

For all his flaws at least we know his crown jewels work as he’s just had his first child (future Loco player to be! ), hence needing to get out the house every weekend!

His grit, determination, and vocal… –ness (??!) is destined to probably piss the whole team off (as Webby got a cracking tongue lashing on his debut, haha)…but it’s all good as his winning mentality makes him a valuable addition to Loco’s 09/10 assault on the league!…oh yeah I’ve heard his sister is a hottie too!!