Dave Hall

Dave Hall aka. Rodney, Swiss Tony
Position – Centre Midfield

Dave ‘Rodney’ Hall has been a cracking addition to the middle class Loco squad since his transfer 2 years ago from the lowly street leagues of Southampton. His presence has been invaluable (when he’s not swanning off on holiday, weddings, etc) proving just as ineffective at centre-back as he is in the centre of midfield, but the fact he won a header once meant Dave earnt the skippers armband for a spell during last season.

Since his recent ‘Posh and Becks’ style marriage the once polite midfield gentleman has turned into an animal. His once respectful nature has been replaced with a tenacious midfield work horse who is mad for a tackle and a towering header.

Dave is known as a man ‘who can get things’ (except 3 points for Loco!!) and if his on-field skills were as good as his off-field skills he’d be Cristiano Ronaldo!! He has become a essential member of the Loco commitee and has grand idea’s for the clubs future, even impersonating an Arab Sheikh in an audacious multi-pence takeover of the club (picture on the right). He has secured the finest training facilities for the team, and his spirit and passion for Loco will always be appreciated.

After an extended pre-season break in Thailand Dave has come back hungry for Loco success and rest assured this man will lead by example, train hard, play harder (drink even harder??).