Scott Philips

aka… Scotty

Position - Left/right Midfield

Scotty ‘most improved player’ Philips has been a Loco regular this year and justifiably so. Known for being the gaffers son, Scotty has had to work hard and get into the team on his own merit and with a stonking opening day goal from 30 yards Scotty looks here to stay!

Scott is the youngest player at the club and a product of Loco’s fictional youth academy. He is at home out wide and is maturing with every game; a regular ear bashing from Webby has helped but he really became a man when last season he stood up to the angry Londoner and told him to ‘F*** off’…a defining and character building moment…Scotty the man was born…my hero!!

We look forward to when he actually is old enough to drink and then we can abuse him even more!