Dan Carr

aka… Season Ticket, Dangerous, DC, Desperate Dan

Position: Spectator/Lines-man

Well what can be said for this guy?! Has anyone actually seen him ever play football…or for that matter kiss a girl? Regardless of the worst appearance stats in footballing history (about 2 games played in 3 seasons) and the holder of last seasons Darren Anderton ‘sick-note’ award, Dan Carr has somehow still become a Loco legend…and here’s why.

Never has anyone been so enthusiastic about turning up on Sunday to run the line for their local Sunday league team but it’s that passion for Loco that has made DC a cult figure on the sidelines.

Some say he also lives a life as a dodgy football agent as he has been responsible for bringing in a number of new faces to the club this season, all done with the good of the club in mind. As the Bournemouth Hayward leagues only season ticket holder for a pub team Dangerous Dan Carr bleeds red & black (unfortunately that means Man Utd too!)…we just look forward to him starring in the next Pub Scouts social!…and maybe even pulling on a Loco jersey within the next 12 months.