Matthew Webb

Matthew Webb aka. Webby
Position – where ever he can get a game

The tenacious terrier that is Webby is an asset to any team, not for his footballing skills but largely because he is a yid and loves the banter, cus he’s from Landaaaan. If it’s not his ageing limbs and creaky joints stopping him from turning out it’s his travel show commitments, where are you off too next Judith?! He is an avid Loco socialite aswell, even more so with the recent arrival of his first child (and future Loco galactico), weird that?!

When part of the team though Webby, or ‘NikNak’, is a determined winner, leading by example whether it’s crunching tackles, motivating (??!) chat and even the odd header! Whichever way you look at I’d definitely rather have Webby in my team rather than on the other!