Mike Excell

Mike Excell – aka- Mikey (we’ve got to take advantage of that surname fella’s, come on!)

Position - Centre midfield, treatment room

He’s got a name like a superhero and Mike Excel could establish himself as a Loco midfield superhero in no time. Loco’s new midfield draft was courtesy of the persuasive skills of our Polish left back Chris Hopkins for whom he knew when he defected to The Dorset Knob for about 3 games. Mike showed his passing prowess with a string of really positive pre-season displays but has since had bad luck as his aging limbs have hindered a consistent run in the team. A wise member of the squad (and possibly most importantly a Spurs fan!) his guidance will be a top class asset, he’s just got to keep those joints oiled!