Andy Gray

aka…… Tom Cruise

Position - Left Midfield

Andy Gray… well… we still don’t know who invited him along (Eaton jr. is chief suspect) cus we wish they hadn’t. It appears however that we are stuck with the man from Jersey (or one of those other meaningless islands) and he has to our surprise hit the ground running! With some encouraging pre-season performances including hitting the winner in the 5-4 win over South Coast Demolition Andy has settled in comfortably playing on either flanks.

A cheeky quick-witted set piece wizard; Mr Gray can be found working in BarME in town and subsequently looking like shit EVERY Sunday morning after 20 minutes sleep the night before…we expect big things from this guy this season…maybe not on the pitch, but definitely on the legendary Loco socials!!